Steve Drayton

Drayton: Contrite

Drayton: Contrite

Thank you comedy world. Leading rather than kicking for once.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Scunthorpe

Drayton: Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe has been on the telly. There’s a show on C4 called Skint. It purports to take an in depth look at life for those who have no money, either through their own feckless natures or due to their own feckless natures.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: The Funniest Thing Ever

Drayton: The Funniest Thing Ever

What’s your favourite comedy moment?

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Anarchy In The PFA

Drayton: Anarchy In The PFA

The Daily Mail was pissing its knickers earlier on this week over a black man using the N word.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Jumped-up Little Shits

Drayton: Jumped-up Little Shits

Everybody in the club, put your hands up – for Mr Drayton.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Bud

Drayton: Bud

I love it here in the North East. It’s a great place to live. Folk are friendly, they’ll speak to you in oft-interpretable tones at bus-stops, swaying slightly, with an overpowering whiff of White Lightning.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Hell hath no fury like an unemployed DJ

Drayton: Hell hath no fury like an unemployed DJ

I was at a swanky show-biz do last night in the heart of Newcastle’s glittering Pilgrim Street. A veritable Who was Who of broadcasting, held in honour of Sir Paddy MacDee and his 40 years in radio. No mean achievement.

 Steve Drayton

Drayton: Anvil Springstein isn’t dead

Drayton: Anvil Springstein isn’t dead

Anvil Springstein isn’t dead. He’s going to Australia.